Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hwangbo is Top's Look Alike

Hwangbo posted on her twitter of an online test she took. The android has concluded she is 99% female, 1% male, and 23% top as the number 1 look alike amongst the many celebrities.

Like the test results say, "If you really had to choose someone, but not really good enough for a look-a-like."

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Friday, January 1, 2010

Hwangbo movie: Goodbye For Just Awhile part 2 translation

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Part II

Wontaek: If i'm working together with another fellow police shouldn't things be a little different? There isn't any differnce as working together with some other bum on the street!

police1: Would you please just shut up?

Wontaek: damn it, I really don't want to go to the big house (jail).
What is this? After being forced into something I didn't what to do look what I got myself into.

police1: Yea, so it's like that huh? Did you do this for free huh? Did ya? We split the profits equally half to half!

Wontaek: what are you talking about? It was six to four! If only you didn't take up that stupid loan then nothing like this would ever have happened!
So what if you're a police? What use does it do?
Man, this will be my third time... there's a limit to how many times i can claim mental illness.

police1: would you stop your gibberish already?
damn it!

wontaek: Damn! Really AHHH!

Wontaek: Woa, you're the bomb. Your driving skills are pro. If you're ever fired from your police position you should become a driver. damn that scared me to death.
- hey there, be careful.
- hey hey he! Be careful careful!

wontaek: Hey, hyung!

hwangbo: Damn, it's broken.

hb: Hey brat, some new horror flicks just came in. Later, no after you finish studying, stop by later at night. K?

police1: Hey you poofly! poofly!

hb: can't you hear me?
- are you ignoring me?

police1: hey flypoo.
that brat flypoo is ignoring me.

hb: I'm back.

crowd of men: hey, I was first! Stop it! blahblahblah. Miss! Miss! Get in line!

police chief: (I can't understand him mumbling and unclear... using too many hard vocab) he didn't care for his own body very well.

police1: hey juh young jah~

police chief: He lived alone with his mother.
 He was always bright and held his job proudly.
 He would always be out saving others not caring for his own health.
My heart hurts to know that one of my fellow men has died trying to catch the bad guy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, let me do this over.

police 1: This is crazy. I'm still alive! What's wrong with them?

police cheif: It's good that someone like him died!
police 2: chief... outside....

police cheif: I asked him to catch the theif not be one! What will become of our reputation because of him!

police2: don't worry about the reporters, I will have everyone silenced.
I shoulda known from the start to fire someone like him.
Damn, that bastard.

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Hwangbo movie: Goodbye For Just Awhile part 1 translation

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Movie Title: Goodbye For Just Awhile

Radio: Calling, please pick up.

police1: Yes?

radio: There is a 40 year old man above the lake.

police1: omg... again?

radio: Yes, it's the same man as yesterday night.

Dang, he's driving me crazy.
Is he trying to make a living out of this?
He's been at this every day for the last week.
I will probably die before being able to saving this man. Dang, this guy is really....
Yea, bring it on!
Lets have a final show down; will it be me or you that will die?
Ms. Kim if I die saving this man, you must live with your head up high. Love will come soon.
Hey why aren't you answering? Don't leave me hanging ms. kim.

man's voice: ah ~ ah. This is your boss. What are you doing joking around? Hurry and do your job!

police1: yes sir! I'm already on my way! I'm already there!

[sign of police station building says: We're your best friends. Lets do it together]

man: Good job. Why don't you just wait for the man at the lake tomorrow?

police1: I don't think he will be able to come. I fired him.
Man, the real guy that wants to die is me.

man: Oh yea, how much more does it take to pay off your loan?

police1: 3 years

man: still?

police1: yup.

man: Don't you still need to get your mother to undergo surgery??

police1: This is my mother's surgery bill. (lottery)
Mom, hang in there till the winning number is called.

police1 (reading to himself): hiring: banker, doctor, and oh! even a department store boss is in here. Will a doctor or boss be better?

hwangbo(hb): Jeez, brat you don't have any manners at all. Couldn't you have waited a bit more?
you saw all these already?

police1: Good, looks like nobody is home since they aren't picking up their phone.
Hey, do you plan to spend the night here?

lockpicking man: Has this rusted or something?

police1: Isn't it your skill that has rusted?

lockpicking man: Did you hear the click just now? That's the sound of it unlocking.
Why did the light suddenly turn on?

police1: dummy, it's the sensor.

police1: wontaek! Wontaek! Did you turn on the light in the living room?

wontaek (lockpicker): no~ I didn't.

wontaek: It's nice to have the light on.
Hey, Did you look through the kitchen?
Lets look through the kitchen~~

police1: hey Wontaek! Lets just go,

wontaek: What are you saying? We went through the trouble of breaking in. Lets clean up this place before we go.

police1: Bastard! Lets go already!

wontaek: What's wrong with you? You're the one who wanted to do this hyung. where you going? wait for me!
Why are you trying to leave?
What's wrong with you? It's locked!
Lets search a little more and go.

police1: Why did you lock it? Why would you lock it huh? huh?

wontaek: I didn't lock it.

wontaek: hurry get in. I'm driving.

police1: Hey the door's not opening!

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Happy new years everyone! Sorry I'm so late but I didn't quit on this blog! I've just been super busy with exams every week. I am really dying of overwork TT_TT boohoohoo

Saturday, September 19, 2009

[Hwangbo’s FUN FUN LIFE] The Kitchen is My Playground, I am Cook ‘Rapaghetti’

Whenever it was a night where my mother would be home late due to work, it was my responsibility to prepare the dinner table ever since I was in elementary school. Whenever my mother had to go out for something she handed the job of preparing the dinner table to me.

I would take out the left over side dishes and prepare a hot bowl of rice using the rice cooker. It wasn’t a very hard job.

However, a dinner table without a main menu seemed so miserable and cold, so I started to fry some eggs. When the plain fried eggs became tiresome I began making tamagoyaki, steamed eggs, egg fried rice, and after I’ve used up all the possible egg recipes, I made KimChiBokKumBap (KimChi fried rice), YangPaBokKumBap (Onion fried rice), I began expanding my abilities as a cook. It was always so much fun slicing up the onions, smooshing the garlic, and preparing the rice. It was like I was playing house.

When I was young I would only share a sentence with my father as our daily conversation, he was always a scary and tired person. So when my father would come home after finishing up with his work and finish the food that I’ve prepared and respond with a “that was very good.” I felt like I’ve just won the lottery, it made me feel extremely happy. On top of that my mother would praise me saying “Our daughter is so kind. You’re already a grown up!” The very reason I love cooking so much is probably due to these memories of mine.

However, the kitchen was always my mother’s kingdom. The only time I could cook was when my mother wasn’t at home. I’ve always cherished this time and used this time to create my own recipes using the various little scraps of food in the kitchen. Cooking isn’t hard, all you need to do is prepare something you want to eat. There were lots of times when I would create a big mess after these cooking sessions and get in trouble with my mother.

And by many times of trial and error, I’ve mastered the art of fusion cooking. My first mission was noodles. I used the instant ramen noodles to imitate spaghetti. First, I would boil the ramen noodles. Then I cooked  the ramen soup in a separate pot and after it started boiling I added about 3 tablespoons of ketchup. After thoroughly boiling the soup, I would combine the noodles with the soup and voila! It might sound disgusting, but actually it tastes pretty good. I would call my friends over and make this, they usually don’t know that it’s just instant noodles.

These are the various recipes I’ve enjoyed when I was young

Hot Bbang (hot bread)

  1. microwave a plain slice of bread to make the texture smoother.
  2. Put vanilla ice cream on it.
  3. fold the slice of bread over in half

and enjoy!

[t/n: 2 more recipes coming soon.]

author: HwangboHyeJung
translated by: iseuli

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Unexpected Confession: "my first kiss was the worst ever" says Hwangbo

Singer Hwangbo confessed that her first kiss was the worst ever.

When Hwangbo appeared on KBS JOY program "Flower Boys Carriage" she was asked, "What was your worst kiss ever?" Hwangbo confessed, "My worst kiss ever was my first kiss." Her explaination was her expectation was too high that it put her in despair.

When the MCs asked her what was the most memorable best kiss ever, Hwangbo answered shyly, "Three years ago in front of my house all around us were white covered in snow."

article by: NewsN SongYoonSae Reporter
Translated by: iseuli


Hwangbo, 15th , Car accident in the morning, no trauma

On the fifteenth of September, Singer Hwangbo got into a Car accident.
It was discovered at 1:50 pm money today star news “Today morning in Seoul, Hwangbo was going for a shooting of “MBC Sunday Sunday Night Corner Nodaji”
“At 2:30 the manager who was driving around a corner crashed into the guard rail.” “The vehicle was destroyed thus towed away.” At the same time, “Hwangbo and the rest of the crew who were in the vehicle called to inform that nobody was hurt.”
On Hwangbo’s side they said “after we got into a car accident, I called ‘NoDaJi’ MC Jo Hye Ryun and she came to pick me up so we could continue with the shooting of NoDaJi. So now we are in the middle of shooting NoDaJi.”
Additionally we were informed, “We don’t know if there were any backlash after the car accident so as soon as NoDaJi shooting ends Hwangbo will go up to Seoul Hosptital to get a through health exam.”
Currently Hwangbo has just came out with a new single “R2SONG”.

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Monday, September 14, 2009

Hwangbo debuts in England, Why?

Hwangbo confessed various reasons why she decided to cross over to England. On September 12th,2009 on KBS 2TV “Star Golden Bell” Kim Jae Dong commented, “your new single, R2Song is amazing. You’ve charted 1st in a popular music chart in England.” As Hwangbo continued to receive praises and comments of congratulations, Hwangbo was asked “why did you decided to release your single in England first? Whose idea was it?”

Hwangbo answered simply, “Because there was someone I knew in England.” The rest of the cast commented “That’s such a simple reason” and had a good laugh. When Hwangbo was asked “How is your fame in Korea?” Hwangbo answered simply, “In Korea I just recently came back!”

article by: [NewsN SongYoonJung Reporter]
translated by iseuli